Donald Trump's hairpiece has reportedly narrowed its list of running partners down to Don King, Kramer, William Shatner, Dolly Parton and Phil Spector, and has no worries about being upstaged.

Donald Trump just pledged to be loyal to the Green Party, the Communist Party and Party Central, as long as they agree to be nice to that thing on his head. If not, all bets are off.

These are clearly the end times, and now we understand why the prophets warned us about the Trump of Doom.

Toupée or not toupée for professional government: that is the hair-raising question created by Donald Trump's candidacy.

Love is either wholly folly, or fully holy.

The truth can finally be told: Donald Trump's autism was caused by a vaccination that went terribly wrong; this explains why he can't relate to other people.

President Obama contends that charges he is "not really an American" have been trumped up by you-know-who.