Donald Trump's hairpiece has reportedly narrowed its list of running partners down to Don King, Kramer, William Shatner, Dolly Parton and Phil Spector, and has no worries about being upstaged.

What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.

How can the Bible be "infallible" when from Genesis to Revelation slavery is commanded and condoned, but never condemned?

Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.

Rand Paul tried hard to upstage Donald Trump at the first debate, talking tough about his guns and his right not to register them. But with his pixie-ish perm, Paul does not impress me as the gunslinger type. Rand Paul is the RuPaul of politics. He would do better to defend his right to carry an unregistered blow-dryer and curling irons.

Every political card played by Jeb Bush has been Trumped; every political note played by The Donald has been Trumpeted.

There's no better tonic for other people's bad ideas, than to think for oneself.