Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?

What do we get when the Donald exposes his enormous ass? A trump roast.

Donald Trump just announced that if Republicans don't treat him fairly, he will resurrect the Whig party and run as its hair apparent.

What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.

Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?

Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick.

Epigrams delight us into wisdom.