Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?

Trump claims he'd be the "best jobs president that God ever created." But isn't his claim to fame firing people?

Toupée or not toupée for professional government: that is the hair-raising question created by Donald Trump's candidacy.

Donald Trump has filed so many bankruptcies and busted so many companies that his children now have receding heir lines.

Abbesses' recesses are not for excesses!

There's no better tonic for other people's bad ideas, than to think for oneself.

The truth can finally be told: Donald Trump's autism was caused by a vaccination that went terribly wrong; this explains why he can't relate to other people.