Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.

It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all.

Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.

Trump claims he'd be the "best jobs president that God ever created." But isn't his claim to fame firing people?

Trump has officially changed his name to Ronald because he's such a clown, and in sympathy his toupée is changing its name to Bozo.

I lived as best I could, and then I died. Be careful where you step: the grave is wide.

Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?