Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.

Even Donald Trump's hairpiece is fed up with his insults and says it now supports Bernie Sanders. When Trump found out, he sobbed

What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.

Trump has officially changed his name to Ronald because he's such a clown, and in sympathy his toupée is changing its name to Bozo.

Donald Trump accused Huma Abedin of sharing state secrets with her husband. I think Trump clearly lacks a sense of Huma.

If every witty thing that's said was true, Oscar Wilde, the world would worship You!

Life's saving graces are love, pleasure, laughter ... wisdom, it seems, is for the Hereafter.