Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.

It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all.

Donald Trump just pledged to be loyal to the Green Party, the Communist Party and Party Central, as long as they agree to be nice to that thing on his head. If not, all bets are off.

Every political card played by Jeb Bush has been Trumped; every political note played by The Donald has been Trumpeted.

President Obama contends that charges he is "not really an American" have been trumped up by you-know-who.

Donald Trump's hairpiece has reportedly narrowed its list of running partners down to Don King, Kramer, William Shatner, Dolly Parton and Phil Spector, and has no worries about being upstaged.

Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick.