Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.

How can the Bible be "infallible" when from Genesis to Revelation slavery is commanded and condoned, but never condemned?

C'm'on lefties! Admit that Trump has been very tough on China. He has been especially tough on Chinese kids who slave away in sweatboxes, making his clothing lines.

Epigrams delight us into wisdom.

Donald Trump accused Huma Abedin of sharing state secrets with her husband. I think Trump clearly lacks a sense of Huma.

Donald Trump has filed so many bankruptcies and busted so many companies that his children now have receding heir lines.

If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.