Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick.

What do we get when the Donald exposes his enormous ass? A trump roast.

Every political card played by Jeb Bush has been Trumped; every political note played by The Donald has been Trumpeted.

Epigrams delight us into wisdom.

Donald Trump has filed so many bankruptcies and busted so many companies that his children now have receding heir lines.

President Obama contends that charges he is "not really an American" have been trumped up by you-know-who.

It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all.