Every political card played by Jeb Bush has been Trumped; every political note played by The Donald has been Trumpeted.

If every witty thing that's said was true, Oscar Wilde, the world would worship You!

Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.

The truth can finally be told: Donald Trump's autism was caused by a vaccination that went terribly wrong; this explains why he can't relate to other people.

Donald Trump isn't really running for president, come on! This is obviously a new reality show, Celebrity Presidential Apprentice. It ends with the incompetent celebrity being berated, humiliated, then unceremoniously fired.

These are clearly the end times, and now we understand why the prophets warned us about the Trump of Doom.

If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.