Every political card played by Jeb Bush has been Trumped; every political note played by The Donald has been Trumpeted.

Donald Trump just pledged to be loyal to the Green Party, the Communist Party and Party Central, as long as they agree to be nice to that thing on his head. If not, all bets are off.

Toupée or not toupée for professional government: that is the hair-raising question created by Donald Trump's candidacy.

Donald Trump isn't really running for president, come on! This is obviously a new reality show, Celebrity Presidential Apprentice. It ends with the incompetent celebrity being berated, humiliated, then unceremoniously fired.

Life's saving graces are love, pleasure, laughter ... wisdom, it seems, is for the Hereafter.

President Obama contends that charges he is "not really an American" have been trumped up by you-know-who.

Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?