It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all.

Trump claims he'd be the "best jobs president that God ever created." But isn't his claim to fame firing people?

Trump's last name is an omen that he'll win the Republican nomination, since "trump" means "triumph." One might suggest that this will constitute the triumph of insanity over reason, except that none of the other Republican candidates make any sense either. Trump just makes them seem less crazy by comparison.

Love is either wholly folly, or fully holy.

It's simply not true that Donald Trump has no experience in foreign affairs. Hell, two of his foreign affairs resulted in marriages!

Even Donald Trump's hairpiece is fed up with his insults and says it now supports Bernie Sanders. When Trump found out, he sobbed

These are clearly the end times, and now we understand why the prophets warned us about the Trump of Doom.