If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.
What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.
Even Donald Trump's hairpiece is fed up with his insults and says it now supports Bernie Sanders. When Trump found out, he sobbed
How can the Bible be "infallible" when from Genesis to Revelation slavery is commanded and condoned, but never condemned?
Epigrams delight us into wisdom.
Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.