Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.
Every political card played by Jeb Bush has been Trumped; every political note played by The Donald has been Trumpeted.
What do we get when the Donald exposes his enormous ass? A trump roast.
Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?
What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.
Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?