Love is either wholly folly, or fully holy.

How can the Bible be "infallible" when from Genesis to Revelation slavery is commanded and condoned, but never condemned?

Donald Trump really is a fan of the Bible, except that it's far too long for him to read. So he just released a new, improved version, the Gospel According to Trump. It reads: "I, Donald Trump, am God. Praise, worship, and adore Me as I do Myself. Then all shall be Great, as I am Great. The End."

Every political card played by Jeb Bush has been Trumped; every political note played by The Donald has been Trumpeted.

It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all.

Donald Trump's hairpiece has reportedly narrowed its list of running partners down to Don King, Kramer, William Shatner, Dolly Parton and Phil Spector, and has no worries about being upstaged.

Even Donald Trump's hairpiece is fed up with his insults and says it now supports Bernie Sanders. When Trump found out, he sobbed