I lived as best I could, and then I died. Be careful where you step: the grave is wide.

What do we get when the Donald exposes his enormous ass? A trump roast.

Love is either wholly folly, or fully holy.

The slogan of the American Civil Rights Movement was "We shall overcome!" Donald Trump's new campaign slogan is "We shall overcomb!"

These are clearly the end times, and now we understand why the prophets warned us about the Trump of Doom.

It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all.

Trump's last name is an omen that he'll win the Republican nomination, since "trump" means "triumph." One might suggest that this will constitute the triumph of insanity over reason, except that none of the other Republican candidates make any sense either. Trump just makes them seem less crazy by comparison.