I lived as best I could, and then I died. Be careful where you step: the grave is wide.

President Obama contends that charges he is "not really an American" have been trumped up by you-know-who.

I lived as best I could, and then I died. Be careful where you step: the grave is wide.

The truth can finally be told: Donald Trump's autism was caused by a vaccination that went terribly wrong; this explains why he can't relate to other people.

Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.

Donald Trump really is a fan of the Bible, except that it's far too long for him to read. So he just released a new, improved version, the Gospel According to Trump. It reads: "I, Donald Trump, am God. Praise, worship, and adore Me as I do Myself. Then all shall be Great, as I am Great. The End."

Donald Trump just announced that if Republicans don't treat him fairly, he will resurrect the Whig party and run as its hair apparent.