It's simply not true that Donald Trump has no experience in foreign affairs. Hell, two of his foreign affairs resulted in marriages!

I lived as best I could, and then I died. Be careful where you step: the grave is wide.

It's simply not true that Donald Trump has no experience in foreign affairs. Hell, two of his foreign affairs resulted in marriages!

What do we get when the Donald exposes his enormous ass? A trump roast.

Abbesses' recesses are not for excesses!

Donald Trump's hairpiece has reportedly narrowed its list of running partners down to Don King, Kramer, William Shatner, Dolly Parton and Phil Spector, and has no worries about being upstaged.

Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.