These are clearly the end times, and now we understand why the prophets warned us about the Trump of Doom.

When I was being bullied, I had to learn not to judge myself by the opinions of intolerant morons. Then I felt much better.

Donald Trump just pledged to be loyal to the Green Party, the Communist Party and Party Central, as long as they agree to be nice to that thing on his head. If not, all bets are off.

Even Donald Trump's hairpiece is fed up with his insults and says it now supports Bernie Sanders. When Trump found out, he sobbed

Trump has officially changed his name to Ronald because he's such a clown, and in sympathy his toupée is changing its name to Bozo.

President Obama contends that charges he is "not really an American" have been trumped up by you-know-who.

Donald Trump accused Huma Abedin of sharing state secrets with her husband. I think Trump clearly lacks a sense of Huma.