These are clearly the end times, and now we understand why the prophets warned us about the Trump of Doom.

It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all.

Abbesses' recesses are not for excesses!

I lived as best I could, and then I died. Be careful where you step: the grave is wide.

Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?

Hell hath no fury like a frustrated fundamentalist whose God condemned him to "hell" for having "impure thoughts."

Life's saving graces are love, pleasure, laughter ... wisdom, it seems, is for the Hereafter.