These are clearly the end times, and now we understand why the prophets warned us about the Trump of Doom.

Donald Trump just announced that if Republicans don't treat him fairly, he will resurrect the Whig party and run as its hair apparent.

These are clearly the end times, and now we understand why the prophets warned us about the Trump of Doom.

Every political card played by Jeb Bush has been Trumped; every political note played by The Donald has been Trumpeted.

President Obama contends that charges he is "not really an American" have been trumped up by you-know-who.

Donald Trump just pledged to be loyal to the Green Party, the Communist Party and Party Central, as long as they agree to be nice to that thing on his head. If not, all bets are off.

Donald Trump has filed so many bankruptcies and busted so many companies that his children now have receding heir lines.