These are clearly the end times, and now we understand why the prophets warned us about the Trump of Doom.

Abbesses' recesses are not for excesses!

Donald Trump accused Huma Abedin of sharing state secrets with her husband. I think Trump clearly lacks a sense of Huma.

Trump claims he'd be the "best jobs president that God ever created." But isn't his claim to fame firing people?

What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.

When Donald Trump becomes president, he'll fly on a jumbo jet rebadged Hair Force One. It will be oversized to contain his massive ego, and will have all the latest and greatest blowdryer technology.

Trump has officially changed his name to Ronald because he's such a clown, and in sympathy his toupée is changing its name to Bozo.