What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.
Toupée or not toupée for professional government: that is the hair-raising question created by Donald Trump's candidacy.
What do we get when the Donald exposes his enormous ass? A trump roast.
If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.
It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all.
The slogan of the American Civil Rights Movement was "We shall overcome!" Donald Trump's new campaign slogan is "We shall overcomb!"