Trump has officially changed his name to Ronald because he's such a clown, and in sympathy his toupée is changing its name to Bozo.

Toupée or not toupée for professional government: that is the hair-raising question created by Donald Trump's candidacy.

Donald Trump's hairpiece has reportedly narrowed its list of running partners down to Don King, Kramer, William Shatner, Dolly Parton and Phil Spector, and has no worries about being upstaged.

What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.

How can the Bible be "infallible" when from Genesis to Revelation slavery is commanded and condoned, but never condemned?

Hell hath no fury like a frustrated fundamentalist whose God condemned him to "hell" for having "impure thoughts."

These are clearly the end times, and now we understand why the prophets warned us about the Trump of Doom.