What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.
President Obama contends that charges he is "not really an American" have been trumped up by you-know-who.
The slogan of the American Civil Rights Movement was "We shall overcome!" Donald Trump's new campaign slogan is "We shall overcomb!"
If God is good half the Bible is libel.
What do we get when the Donald exposes his enormous ass? A trump roast.
C'm'on lefties! Admit that Trump has been very tough on China. He has been especially tough on Chinese kids who slave away in sweatboxes, making his clothing lines.