When I was being bullied, I had to learn not to judge myself by the opinions of intolerant morons. Then I felt much better.

Trump has officially changed his name to Ronald because he's such a clown, and in sympathy his toupée is changing its name to Bozo.

Trump appeals to the disaffected by loudly trumpet-ing what they want to hear: other people are always the problem, and the solution is to either put them in their proper place or get rid of them.

These are clearly the end times, and now we understand why the prophets warned us about the Trump of Doom.

There's no better tonic for other people's bad ideas, than to think for oneself.

Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.

Donald Trump just pledged to be loyal to the Green Party, the Communist Party and Party Central, as long as they agree to be nice to that thing on his head. If not, all bets are off.