When I was being bullied, I had to learn not to judge myself by the opinions of intolerant morons. Then I felt much better.

Hell hath no fury like a frustrated fundamentalist whose God condemned him to "hell" for having "impure thoughts."

Donald Trump just pledged to be loyal to the Green Party, the Communist Party and Party Central, as long as they agree to be nice to that thing on his head. If not, all bets are off.

Donald Trump isn't really running for president, come on! This is obviously a new reality show, Celebrity Presidential Apprentice. It ends with the incompetent celebrity being berated, humiliated, then unceremoniously fired.

Trump claims he'd be the "best jobs president that God ever created." But isn't his claim to fame firing people?

Life's saving graces are love, pleasure, laughter ... wisdom, it seems, is for the Hereafter.

Perhaps love doesn't make the world go round, but it makes the bumpy ride worthwhile and provides a glorious destination.