C'm'on lefties! Admit that Trump has been very tough on China. He has been especially tough on Chinese kids who slave away in sweatboxes, making his clothing lines.

Donald Trump just announced that if Republicans don't treat him fairly, he will resurrect the Whig party and run as its hair apparent.

I lived as best I could, and then I died. Be careful where you step: the grave is wide.

These are clearly the end times, and now we understand why the prophets warned us about the Trump of Doom.

What do we get when the Donald exposes his enormous ass? A trump roast.

Donald Trump just pledged to be loyal to the Green Party, the Communist Party and Party Central, as long as they agree to be nice to that thing on his head. If not, all bets are off.

Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.