What do we get when the Donald exposes his enormous ass? A trump roast.

Toupée or not toupée for professional government: that is the hair-raising question created by Donald Trump's candidacy.

Every political card played by Jeb Bush has been Trumped; every political note played by The Donald has been Trumpeted.

Donald Trump really is a fan of the Bible, except that it's far too long for him to read. So he just released a new, improved version, the Gospel According to Trump. It reads: "I, Donald Trump, am God. Praise, worship, and adore Me as I do Myself. Then all shall be Great, as I am Great. The End."

Love is either wholly folly, or fully holy.

When I was being bullied, I had to learn not to judge myself by the opinions of intolerant morons. Then I felt much better.

Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.