Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?

Every political card played by Jeb Bush has been Trumped; every political note played by The Donald has been Trumpeted.

What do we get when the Donald exposes his enormous ass? A trump roast.

If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.

Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick.

Trump appeals to the disaffected by loudly trumpet-ing what they want to hear: other people are always the problem, and the solution is to either put them in their proper place or get rid of them.

How can the Bible be "infallible" when from Genesis to Revelation slavery is commanded and condoned, but never condemned?