Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?

Donald Trump's hairpiece has reportedly narrowed its list of running partners down to Don King, Kramer, William Shatner, Dolly Parton and Phil Spector, and has no worries about being upstaged.

Toupée or not toupée for professional government: that is the hair-raising question created by Donald Trump's candidacy.

If every witty thing that's said was true, Oscar Wilde, the world would worship You!

Donald Trump just pledged to be loyal to the Green Party, the Communist Party and Party Central, as long as they agree to be nice to that thing on his head. If not, all bets are off.

Abbesses' recesses are not for excesses!

If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.