Trump appeals to the disaffected by loudly trumpet-ing what they want to hear: other people are always the problem, and the solution is to either put them in their proper place or get rid of them.

Donald Trump's hairpiece has reportedly narrowed its list of running partners down to Don King, Kramer, William Shatner, Dolly Parton and Phil Spector, and has no worries about being upstaged.

When I was being bullied, I had to learn not to judge myself by the opinions of intolerant morons. Then I felt much better.

What do we get when the Donald exposes his enormous ass? A trump roast.

Love is either wholly folly, or fully holy.

The truth can finally be told: Donald Trump's autism was caused by a vaccination that went terribly wrong; this explains why he can't relate to other people.

Donald Trump has filed so many bankruptcies and busted so many companies that his children now have receding heir lines.