Trump appeals to the disaffected by loudly trumpet-ing what they want to hear: other people are always the problem, and the solution is to either put them in their proper place or get rid of them.

When Donald Trump becomes president, he'll fly on a jumbo jet rebadged Hair Force One. It will be oversized to contain his massive ego, and will have all the latest and greatest blowdryer technology.

Donald Trump's hairpiece has reportedly narrowed its list of running partners down to Don King, Kramer, William Shatner, Dolly Parton and Phil Spector, and has no worries about being upstaged.

When I was being bullied, I had to learn not to judge myself by the opinions of intolerant morons. Then I felt much better.

Every political card played by Jeb Bush has been Trumped; every political note played by The Donald has been Trumpeted.

It's simply not true that Donald Trump has no experience in foreign affairs. Hell, two of his foreign affairs resulted in marriages!

Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?