What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.

It's simply not true that Donald Trump has no experience in foreign affairs. Hell, two of his foreign affairs resulted in marriages!

If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.

The truth can finally be told: Donald Trump's autism was caused by a vaccination that went terribly wrong; this explains why he can't relate to other people.

The slogan of the American Civil Rights Movement was "We shall overcome!" Donald Trump's new campaign slogan is "We shall overcomb!"

Trump claims he'd be the "best jobs president that God ever created." But isn't his claim to fame firing people?

Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?