What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.

Even Donald Trump's hairpiece is fed up with his insults and says it now supports Bernie Sanders. When Trump found out, he sobbed

Donald Trump has filed so many bankruptcies and busted so many companies that his children now have receding heir lines.

Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?

C'm'on lefties! Admit that Trump has been very tough on China. He has been especially tough on Chinese kids who slave away in sweatboxes, making his clothing lines.

Trump claims he'd be the "best jobs president that God ever created." But isn't his claim to fame firing people?

These are clearly the end times, and now we understand why the prophets warned us about the Trump of Doom.