My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.

You'd better stop readin' and writin' and start hittin' !

Don't worry about things that you have no control over, because you have no control over them. Don't worry about things that you have control over, because you have control over them.

My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

Your first name's white, your second is Hispanic, and your third belongs to a black. No wonder you don't know who you are.

I was brought up in Florida, so there isn't much difference between playing there and playing here. The climax are about the same.