My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.

Your first name's white, your second is Hispanic, and your third belongs to a black. No wonder you don't know who you are.

My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.

I was brought up in Florida, so there isn't much difference between playing there and playing here. The climax are about the same.

You'd better stop readin' and writin' and start hittin' !