My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.

Your first name's white, your second is Hispanic, and your third belongs to a black. No wonder you don't know who you are.

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.

I don't get upset over things I can control, because if I can control them there's no sense in getting upset. And I don't get upset over things I can't control, because if I can't control them there's no sense in getting upset.

The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.

Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.

We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.