And that's the way I have always lived, for the laughs – today. N-O-W. No Other Way.

I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years.

. . . children - not kids. Kids are goats. I've always spoken of my children as children.

When I was 19 years old, I was the number one star of the world for two years. When I was 40, nobody wanted me.

Hollywood has unfortunately become a memory. It's nothing but a sign on the side of a hill.

I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me.

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.