I don't regret anything I've ever done. I only wish I could have done more.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

It's confusing. I've had so many wives and so many children I don't know which house to go to first on Christmas.

I hear Jerry Falwell every Sunday here talking about the devil and Hollywood. . . . I'm gonna write him a letter. Hollywood wasn't built on filth and dirt - it was built on talent.

I've been coming back like a rubber ball for years.

Nowadays, it is fashionable for agents to be out. When you call them, they're always "out." It's in, you see, to be out. If they're in, they're out. So, they're always out. That way, they'll be in.

Hey kids! Let's put on a show!