I'm 74 but I feel like I'm 35. And it isn't work. You know what it is? It's fun, absolute fun. I don't know many people who are fortunate enough to be in a business like that.

I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

I'm 74 but I feel like I'm 35. And it isn't work. You know what it is? It's fun, absolute fun. I don't know many people who are fortunate enough to be in a business like that.

I've been short all my life. And if anyone wonders what my dying wish will be, they can stop wondering. That will be easy. I'll just tell them, 'I'll have a short bier.'

God bless the universe, God bless Japanese, Chinese, Indians, all of them and let's have peace.

Women liked me because I made them laugh.