To those seniors, and especially elderly veterans like myself, I want to tell you this: You are not alone, and you having nothing to be ashamed of. If elder abuse happened to me, it can happen to anyone. I want you to know that you deserve better.

Nowadays, it is fashionable for agents to be out. When you call them, they're always "out." It's in, you see, to be out. If they're in, they're out. So, they're always out. That way, they'll be in.

I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me.

Clark Gable once said to me, "'Acting school?' [If you go,] I'll kill ya!"

. . . children - not kids. Kids are goats. I've always spoken of my children as children.

Someone once asked me what I want on my epitaph when I pass away. Just the words 'I tried.' That's what this game of life is all about. Trying. There's the tryers, the criers, and the liars.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.