Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

Says the rude child: "No, I won't do it." Says the courteous grown-up: "Yes, I won't do it.

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.

The neurotic feels as though trapped in a gas-filled room where at any moment someone, probably himself, will strike a match.

Age is a slowing down of everything except fear.

Men gossip less than women, but mean it.

Neurotics think of the past with resentment, and the future with dread; the present just doesn't exist.