Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.

No matter how many Christmas presents you give your child, there's always that terrible moment when he's opened the very last one. That's when he expects you to say, 'Oh yes, I almost forgot,' and take him out and show him the pony.

Don't be yourself - be someone a little nicer.

Neurosis is no worse than a bad cold; you ache all over, and it's made you a mess, but you won't die from it.

What you can't get out of, get into wholeheartedly.

We climb mountains because they are there, and worship God because He is not.

Things are never so bad that they can't get worse. But they're sometimes so bad they can't get better.