An old racetrack joke reminds you that your program contains all the winners' names. I stare at my typewriter keys with the same thought.

If only we could be old and sick while we're still young and healthy enough to put up with it!

Affairs are just as disillusioning as marriage, and much less restful.

If it came true, it wasn't much of a dream.

If I knew why I worried so much, I wouldn't worry.

The hardest-learned lesson: that people have only their kind of love to give, not our kind.

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.