An old racetrack joke reminds you that your program contains all the winners' names. I stare at my typewriter keys with the same thought.

Cash is the one gift everyone despises and no one turns down.

Women are afraid of mice and of murder, and of very little in between.

There's no way to repay a mother's love, or lack of it.

Whether or not you love television, you've got to admit that it certainly loves itself.

Loneliness, insomnia, and change: the fear of these is even worse than the reality.

Theatre audiences can't be made to think and cry: at best, they can be made to think and laugh, or to feel and cry.