Neurotics dream of a good life, or a great suicide note.
With each passing year, one has less to say, and knows better how to say it.
If only we could be old and sick while we're still young and healthy enough to put up with it!
We often pray to be better, when in truth we only want to feel better.
The past is strapped to our backs. We do not have to see it; we can always feel it.
A good executive is one who makes people contentedly settle for less than they meant to get, in return for more than they meant to give.