We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still.

No good neurotic finds it difficult to be both opinionated and indecisive.

Happiness is like the penny candy of our youth: we got a lot more for our money back when we had no money.

It's wonderful to watch pretty women with character grow beautiful.

I often pray, though I'm not really sure Anyone's listening; and I phrase it carefully, just in case He's literary.

The neurotic listens to weather reports about Small Craft Warnings, and he thinks: They're talking about me.

We are irritated by rascals, intolerant of fools, and prepared to love the rest. But where are they?