With men, as with women, the main struggle is between vanity and comfort; but with men, comfort often wins.
What a shame that allowances have to stop with the teens: both those that are paid to us and those that are made for us.
Always live up to your standards — by lowering them, if necessary.
If you hate your lot but wouldn't trade it, it's not your lot you hate.
If it came true, it wasn't much of a dream.
There's only one person who needs a glass of water oftener than a small child tucked in for the night, and that's a writer sitting down to write.