The neurotic has perfect vision in one eye, but he cannot remember which.
The first-rate mind is always curious, compassionate, original, and pessimistic.
The neurotic feels as though trapped in a gas-filled room where at any moment someone, probably himself, will strike a match.
Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity.
The plague of government is senile delinquency.
The first two days of a vacation are endless; then it flies.