I know which side my bread is buttered on: the side which falls on the carpet.
Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.
In youth we are plagued by desire; in later years, by the desire to feel desire.
A bore: one who knows as well as you do what he is going to say next.
We semaphore from ship to ship, but they're sinking, too.
A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species.