A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.
Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.
Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.
Fields can lie fallow but we can't; we have less time.
Love looks forward, hate looks back, anxiety has eyes all over its head.
Women gather together to wear silly hats, eat dainty food, and forget how unresponsive their husbands are. Men gather to talk sports, eat heavy food, and forget how demanding their wives are. Only where children gather is there any real chance of fun.