If the second marriage really succeeds, the first one didn't really fail.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn't matter.

No matter how many Christmas presents you give your child, there's always that terrible moment when he's opened the very last one. That's when he expects you to say, 'Oh yes, I almost forgot,' and take him out and show him the pony.

If there is something you must do and you cannot do it, you cannot do anything else.

Neurotic: someone who can go from the bottom to the top, and back again, without ever once touching the middle.

Women flirt to keep their stock high, men to get somewhere.

No one ever loved anyone the way that person wanted to be loved.