Affairs are just as disillusioning as marriage, and much less restful.

As we are human, we can't do what we can't do; as we're neurotic, we can't do what we can.

Learn a little of anything, and you're ready to proselytize.

If you can tell anyone about it, it's not the worst thing you ever did.

People are like birds: on the wing, all beautiful; up close, all beady little eyes.

The past is strapped to our backs. We do not have to see it; we can always feel it.

Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate.