Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate.
Nobody knows the trouble we've seen-but we keep trying to tell them.
A woman ought to look up to her husband, if only a half-inch.
Most of our diversions do not so much delay death as accustom us to it.
The young are generally full of revolt, and are often pretty revolting about it.
Women are good listeners, but it's a waste of time telling your troubles to a man unless there's something specific you want him to do.