Comfort, or revelation: God owes us one of these, but surely not both.

It's impossible to be loyal to your family, your friends, your country, and your principles, all at the same time.

Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.

As we are human, we can't do what we can't do; as we're neurotic, we can't do what we can.

After the chills and fever of love, how nice is the 98.6 degrees of marriage.

Most of our diversions do not so much delay death as accustom us to it.

Make a habit of telling the truth, or make a habit of lying: to decide each case on its own merits is exhausting, and hardly ever worth it.