When you let money speak for you, it drowns out anything else you meant to say.

Humiliation is a vast country of imprecise boundaries. If you think you're there, you are. The neurotic rule: when in doubt, go ahead and feel humiliated.

If you jot down every silly thought that pops into your mind, you will soon find out everything you most seriously believe.

One day you are an apprentice, and everybody's pet; the next, you are coldly expected to deliver. There is never sufficient warning that the second day is coming.

When the pressures really mount, the neurotic must choose: Shall he have a good cry, or set fire to his neighbor's house?

Whenever we safely land in a plane, we promise God a little something.

All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men.