Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate.

Happiness is like the penny candy of our youth: we got a lot more for our money back when we had no money.

A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species.

Few novels or plays could exist without at least one troublemaker in the group, and perhaps life couldn't either.

The fault we admit to is seldom the fault we have, but it has a certain relationship to it, a somewhat similar shape, like that of a sleeve to an arm.

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.

Theatre audiences can't be made to think and cry: at best, they can be made to think and laugh, or to feel and cry.