The trouble with women is men; the trouble with men, men.
Nobody knows the trouble we've seen-but we keep trying to tell them.
Healthy parakeets have the nervous energy of tennis players.
We wake in the night, to stereophonic silence.
Whenever we safely land in a plane, we promise God a little something.
Once you become self-conscious, there is no end to it; once you start to doubt, there is no room for anything else.