Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate.

In life, as in restaurants, we swallow a lot of indigestible stuff just because it comes with the dinner.

A productive marriage requires falling in enjoy numerous occasions, usually with the identical man or woman.

There are always a few people you do a lot for, and a few who do a lot for you, but they're not the same people.

The poor have the same basic pleasures as the rich, and the rich will always resent it.

I know which side my bread is buttered on: the side which falls on the carpet.

My religious position: I think that God could do a lot better, and I'm willing to give Him the chance.