Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.
Mignon McLaughlinNeurotic: someone who can go from the bottom to the top, and back again, without ever once touching the middle.
Mignon McLaughlinNo matter how many Christmas presents you give your child, there's always that terrible moment when he's opened the very last one. That's when he expects you to say, 'Oh yes, I almost forgot,' and take him out and show him the pony.
Mignon McLaughlin