The young do not need God, and the old cannot find Him.

Money is much more exciting than anything it buys.

One of life's few really reliable pleasures: to have a family you love, and to leave them for a week.

Without enthusiasm, virtue functions not at all, and vice only poorly.

Each day, the American housewife turns toward television as toward a lover. She feels guilty about it, and well she might, for he's covered with warts and is only after her money.

There are always a few people you do a lot for, and a few who do a lot for you, but they're not the same people.

The first-rate mind is always curious, compassionate, original, and pessimistic.