Tough and funny and a little bit kind: that is as near to perfection as a human being can be.
The neurotic has perfect vision in one eye, but he cannot remember which.
The marriage of convenience has this to recommend it: we are better judges of convenience than we are of love.
Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.
Without enthusiasm, virtue functions not at all, and vice only poorly.
Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing too.