Many beautiful women have been made happy by their own beauty, but no intelligent woman has ever been made happy by her own intelligence.
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first.
A woman ought to look up to her husband, if only a half-inch.
Being neurotic is like shooting fish in a barrel, and missing them.
I wish I'd said it first, and I don't even know who did: The only problems that money can solve are money problems.
Most of us would rather risk catastrophe than read the directions.