Neurotics have plenty of non-neurotic friends, but not for long.

As we grow older, our capacity for enjoyment shrinks, but not our appetite for it.

Grasp your opportunities, no matter how poor your health; nothing is worse for your health than boredom.

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.

If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they'll stop making it tomorrow; if it's all three, they stopped making it yesterday.

With men, as with women, the main struggle is between vanity and comfort; but with men, comfort often wins.

Spite is never lonely; envy always tags along.