Neurotics have plenty of non-neurotic friends, but not for long.

A productive marriage requires falling in enjoy numerous occasions, usually with the identical man or woman.

It is always safe to tell people that they're looking wonderful.

A woman ought to look up to her husband, if only a half-inch.

Neurotics always feel as though they were going way up or way down, which is odd in people going sideways.

Neurosis is no worse than a bad cold; you ache all over, and it's made you a mess, but you won't die from it.

The neurotic would like to trust his analyst - if only because he's paying him so much money. But he can't - because if the analyst really cared, he'd be doing it for nothing.