The neurotic believes that life has meaning, but that his life hasn't.
The fear of being laughed at makes cowards of us all.
In the theater, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one.
If you must reread old love letters, better pick a room without mirrors.
We are seldom happy with what we now have, but would go to pieces if we lost any part of it.
If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they'll stop making it tomorrow; if it's all three, they stopped making it yesterday.