The neurotic thinks himself both Hamlet and Claudius, in a world that belongs to Polonius.

With men, as with women, the main struggle is between vanity and comfort; but with men, comfort often wins.

Neurotic: someone who can go from the bottom to the top, and back again, without ever once touching the middle.

Those who are brutally honest are seldom so with themselves.

It's awesome to realize that if your greatest potential talent is for riding a bicycle upside down on a high wire, you will somehow discover it.

My thoughts, I guess, are bitter; who but the bitter have thoughts?

A good executive is one who makes people contentedly settle for less than they meant to get, in return for more than they meant to give.