It's easy enough to get along with a loved and loving child - at least till you try to get him to do something.

Every American child should grow up knowing a second language, preferably English.

Naturally, the neurotic wants you to love him twice as much, for he's going to cut it in half anyway.

How can a man marry wisely in his twenties? The girl he's going to wind up wanting hasn't even been born.

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on.

Spite is never lonely; envy always tags along.

The way the neurotic sees it: bars on his door mean that he's locked in; bars on your door mean that he's locked out.