Money is much more exciting than anything it buys.

A doctor recently described to me "benign positional vertigo": it means you get dizzy in certain positions, but you can get over it without necessarily changing the position. Change "vertigo" to "anxiety," and you've summed up the neurotic's plight.

I've been hiding from God, and I'm appalled to find how easy it is.

When you let money speak for you, it drowns out anything else you meant to say.

Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right.

The excesses of love soon pass, but its insufficiencies torment us forever.

At night, neurotics may toil not, but oh how they spin!