Women are the right age for just a few years; men, for most of their lives.
Hate leaves ugly scars, love leaves beautiful ones.
The neurotic always wishes people would let him alone - until they do.
Women are good listeners, but it's a waste of time telling your troubles to a man unless there's something specific you want him to do.
Hot dogs always seem better out than at home; so do French-fried potatoes; so do your children.
People keep telling us about their love affairs, when what we really want to know is how much money they make and how they manage on it.