A woman will do anything to keep a pretty figure, but hardly anything to get one.

Happiness is like the penny candy of our youth: we got a lot more for our money back when we had no money.

After he has had his tantrum, the neurotic expects those around him to feel friendly and relaxed; after all, he does.

If you can tell anyone about it, it's not the worst thing you ever did.

Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them.

Whether or not you love television, you've got to admit that it certainly loves itself.

Life marks us all down, so it's just as well that we start out by overpricing ourselves.