The first two days of a vacation are endless; then it flies.

When we discuss those we love with those who do not love them, the end of love is near.

No one ever loved anyone the way that person wanted to be loved.

Cash is the one gift everyone despises and no one turns down.

Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.

Women are good listeners, but it's a waste of time telling your troubles to a man unless there's something specific you want him to do.

Neurotics think of the past with resentment, and the future with dread; the present just doesn't exist.