A parent who has never apologized to his children is a monster. If he's always apologizing, his children are monsters.

It's impossible to be loyal to your family, your friends, your country, and your principles, all at the same time.

Whenever we safely land in a plane, we promise God a little something.

Not for nothing does the neurotic suffer - but not for anything very much, either.

How can a man marry wisely in his twenties? The girl he's going to wind up wanting hasn't even been born.

Too much money is as demoralizing as too little, and there's no such thing as exactly enough.

The neurotic lies awake at night, composing letters to those he hates. He seldom thinks of dropping a line to those he loves.