A parent who has never apologized to his children is a monster. If he's always apologizing, his children are monsters.

Women are good listeners, but it's a waste of time telling your troubles to a man unless there's something specific you want him to do.

No one can understand love who has not experienced infatuation. And no one can understand infatuation, no matter how many times he has experienced it.

What's for dinner is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer.

There are always a few people you do a lot for, and a few who do a lot for you, but they're not the same people.

The neurotic feels as though trapped in a gas-filled room where at any moment someone, probably himself, will strike a match.

Life is a mixed blessing, which we vainly try to unmix.