A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it.

Every now and then you run across radiantly attractive people and you're delighted to find they adore you, till you realize that they adore just about everybody - and that's what's made them radiantly attractive.

Few novels or plays could exist without at least one troublemaker in the group, and perhaps life couldn't either.

Neurotics always feel as though they were going way up or way down, which is odd in people going sideways.

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.

There are children born to be children, and others who must mark time till they can take their natural places as adults.

We are seldom happy with what we now have, but would go to pieces if we lost any part of it.