A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it.

In church, sacred music would make believers of us all — but preachers can be counted on to restore the balance.

No one can understand love who has not experienced infatuation. And no one can understand infatuation, no matter how many times he has experienced it.

How can a man marry wisely in his twenties? The girl he's going to wind up wanting hasn't even been born.

Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them.

I've been hiding from God, and I'm appalled to find how easy it is.

When the pain is great enough, we will let anyone be doctor.